Stupid things worth noting.

This deeply offended and amused many of my colleagues today. Pretty much everything is hilarious/wrong/offensive/hilarious.

"A Chamorro would definitely say that her accident was a result of disturbing the Taotaomon'a for destroying the Banyan Tree."

"That's exactly what I was thinking."

Also, as someone who has bigger spiders living on my light poles, I have to say these people are morons.